April 2011
I try to be as politically open-minded as the next person, but then shit like this happens and all I can say is fuck you, Republicans.
True story: when I was little I wanted to be a nun because I thought my only other option was marrying a man.
NEED HIM TO BE HARRY POTTER?
HE CAN DO THAT.
NEED HIM TO BE A DREAMY MUSICIAN?
HE CAN DO THAT.
NEED HIM TO BE A REGULAR GUY PLAYING BASKETBALL?
HE CAN DO THAT.
NEED HIM TO BE A REFINED PRIVATE SCHOOL BOY?
HE CAN DO THAT.
NEED HIM TO SATISFY YOUR PRIVATE SCHOOL BOY…
Things I should be doing today:
- writing my history paper
- starting research for my English paper
- cleaning my room
- looking for apartments, calling rental agencies, making travel plans to see said apartments
- calling my mother
Things I’m actually doing today:
- listening to Judas on repeat
- fapping over Meryl Davis



