February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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a bright but haunted age: aeraspais: Once upon a... →
aeraspais:
Once upon a time, there was a man name Jon Snow.
He was a bastard.
He also disliked smiling.
But mostly he was a bastard.
One day, he woke up and thought, “Being a bastard is surely rough,” and promptly got ready for his day.
At breakfast, he was asked how he day was going,…
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“You kinda hear that a lot from liberals around the country right now about Rick...”
– Rachel Madow on Nancy Pelosi’s refusal to weigh in on Rick Santorum’s prospects of becoming the Republican Party’s nominee. (via misterdelfuego
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“John O’Keefe is a slice of heaven sent down to us to preside over Green Hall.”
– my friend (via mangocupcakes)
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“The first time that Katniss has to go into the cylinder and she goes up into the...”
– Jennifer Lawrence on The Hunger Games (via maytheodds)
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“I was happiest at Wellesley, you know.”
– Vladimir Nabokov, when speaking to a friend about his years in America (via claerwen)
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watleklahmalaysian:
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